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thee120days: (｀▽´)Ψ: [At 6:15 PM.] The inhalation of exhaust gases is begun.[After seven… [At 6:15 PM.] The inhalation of exhaust gases is begun. [After seven minutes.] My eyes and throat are slightly irritated. Put on a bathing towel. There are tremendous water drops on the door glass. The tank is full of gasoline. [After eight-and-a-half minutes.] Slight shortness of breath. Ha-ha-ha. The...
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infinitestreets asked: I just posted the photo you needed to see on your Facebook, hahahahahaha :D xx
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still hasn’t dawned on me that there is only a little over two hours left of 2011 what the fuck am I doing on this laptop
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Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight
Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK-- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
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a-benzo: You know what I don’t understand? If this site is so horrible and David Karp is the “devil” why don’t you save yourself from all of this annoyance and, I don’t know, delete your blog? ^This. If you’re going to complain about it and continue to use missing e, and when tumblr’s servers fuck up again because people keep using missing e YOU HAVE NO ONE TO BLAME BUT...
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CAITLIN MAKA I KNOW YOU’RE ON MY BLOG WHY ARE YOU REBLOGGING THE SOURCE/PEOPLE I REBLOGGED OFF WHY NOT JUST REBLOG ME I AM HURT
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argarfield: It’s so confusing though when I see an American person write a date like 12/17/11 and I’m like BUT THERE IS NO SEVENTEENTH MONTH
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me: why am i so funny
me: i don't know
me: *laughs*
me: *sighs*
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slameronhurley: Instead of kissing someone on new years I’m gonna punch someone in the face
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thatsmoderatelyraven: sachimo: times where i thought it was taking a picture but it was actually taking a video omg
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it is 1am in the morning MOTHERFUCKER YOUR CAR ALARM DID NOT JUST GO OFF asshole asshole asshole
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thegrimshawdirection: 1beautifuldirection: harold-styles-swag: My grandmother is fully convinced that Harry is gay.  omg hahaha the best video since time began
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straight guys: boobs are great
gay guys: boobs are great
straight girls: boobs are great
gay girls: boobs are great
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omg the adventures of tintin is such a cute movie so funneh srsly go see it
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flatulentassholes: if you didn’t think danny phantom was hot, you’re lying to yourself and need to rethink your choices in life
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in grade 3
friend: spell icup
me: 'I-see-you-pee'
friend: OH MY GOD YOU DISGUSTING FREAK YOU LOOK AT ME WHEN I PISS YOU ARE YUCK OMG GUYS DID YOU HEAR WHAT SHE SAID HAHAHAHA YOU ARE DISGUSTING OH MY LORD
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